October 30, 2007


What would you like your epitaph be?

It was a typical night with typical friends drinking a typical amount of wine. Halloween around the corner, and we were swapping stories of friends who had died recently. More specifically, how they had died, and what we considered a "good death" to be.

Of course, one person has to say, "I hope I die while having sex!" Which we all agreed would suck for the partner of the deceased.

You won't be surprised to hear that I decided that I want to die while masturbating.

That way my epitaph can be,

She had a hand in it.