May 27, 2008

Pantry Hose

Once when my daughter was eight, she comes home and says she has just made up a joke:

A man is walking down the street, and he sees another a man who is wearing panty-hose. The panty hose is stuffed full of food. The man asks, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have food inside your panty hose?” The man looks at him, and says, “Because they’re not panty hose, they’re pantry-hose.”

Gives new meaning to fruit of the loom!