It’s time for the weekly cleanse
Whether you need it or not,
So step into that running water
While it is nice and hot…
Set your divine intention
As you step into the shower,
Stand all the way upright
Yes, really feel your power!
And if it is your wife’s love
That you want to be most certain,
Please remember, my darling,
To shut the frickin' curtain.
Yes, your wife does not like to nag
It makes her feel grumpy and old,
But otherwise the bathroom
Will surely be plagued by mold!
So after you dry each of your balls
With infinite love and care,
Remember your sweetest of wifikins
And this wonderful bathroom we share.